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Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Don't Steal my Penis

There's a headline I never thought I'd write.  I say it tongue in cheek since the X got mine in the divorce.

However in the Congo 13 suspected sorcerers have been accused of using black magic to "steal" or "shrink" men's penises.  And George thought he had it bad.

Fourteen alleged victims claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their manhood shrink or disappear.    Freud would have a field day with this one.  Apparently the panic is so great they've had attempted lynchings.

This sounds like a job for VIAGRA man!

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