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Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Gross Out Alert

Warning the following blog post is mildly gross.

While in the shower this morning it dawned on me that there is a market for a toilet scale.  Most people don't realize that removing and installing a toilet is very easy.  It would be a simple matter to devise a pressure matt scale that would go between the toilet and the floor attaching to a screen between your feet.  This scale would serve two purposes, it would provide your weight, and it would provide the weight of your feces.  Now I'm not very interested in the weight of my feces, but I know that every one from Gandhi to Oprah  is obsessed with it's size and shape

 

 

AH! and a quick Google search suggests I'm not the first one.  See, it happens all the time.

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